User Agreement

We have outlined the usage conditions of our website, and of our products, within this document. Henceforth we/us/our = our service, products and overall operation. Whereas you/the user/consumers/customers = those who interact with our website or with our products.

Contractual provisions as set out below moderate the interactions with both our service and our website. When you engage with either our products or our website, we will assume that you have read and understand these conditions. We would also advise that you read these general terms of business before you contact us, as the answer to your question may already lie in our pages.

The usage conditions contained on this page are to be taken as applicable to each and every visitor to our site, consumer, or browser. When you interact with our site, we assume that you have read and agree with the user agreement. Failure to read and comply with this agreement may result in our discontinued interaction with the end user.

Basically, if you don’t want to agree to the following then please refrain from use of our site.

User Undertakings

If and when you pursue a purchase from our site, we will invite you to create an exclusive user account. This undertaking represents you in our system. It is, for all intents and purposes, your virtual presence within our online store.

This means that your details need to be as up-to-date as possible. If your details are incorrect and we send our high quality poppers products shipped to your door – but you have given us a wrong address – we are not responsible for this. Likewise, if you tell us that you are 18 and you are not – we are not liable for any damages caused.

You, the user, has full control over what information is kept in your account and what is not. As our site user, there are certain conditions that we insist you agree to. These are as follows:

  • You MUST be over the age of 18 to set up an account with us.
  • You MUST keep your password safe and never give it to anyone. A member of our team will NEVER ask for your password.
  • You MUST report any potential password breaches to us, if you believe your data, or other people’s data, has been compromised because of your actions. We will not judge you (everyone gets viruses!) but we need to know so that we can secure our own servers.
  • You MUST agree not to plagiarise any intellectual property or content found within our pages.
  • You MUST check the legality of your region before you order poppers through our online store. If your product is confiscated by your postal service, we are not to be held responsible.

Just as there are things that you must agree to do, there are things we ask you not to do, while you are using our site. These include:

  • You MUST NOT resell any of the products that we provide.
  • You MUST NOT purchase anything from us on behalf of those under the age of 18.
  • You MUST NOT use foul language, hate speech, or derogatory comments if interacting with other users on our site, or with any members of our team.

Failure to comply with these points may result in your custom being declined. We reserve the right to decline sales at any point in the process should we be given cause.

Evolutions in our Terms and Conditions

We do change or revise our pages in accordance with our own company ends. Should the law or regulations change, for example, we will need to update our terms. To this end, it is vital that you check this page on a regular basis to keep yourself up-to-date.

Again, it is your responsibility to do so. If, at any point, you no longer agree with the terms we have outlined above then you may discontinue interaction with our product, service, or site. If we do make changes, we will notify you of these at the nearest possible convenience.

You may contact us through our contacts page at any time for clarification on any of the terms contained herein.

We Reserve the Right to Refuse Service

It is our right, as a provider of goods and/or services, to refuse sale on any grounds. It is highly unlikely that we will choose to do so. However, there are certain conditions (beyond our control) which may facilitate this course of action.

We may also close your account at any given moment. We won’t though… you’d have to do something awful. However, we may have to shut the business at short notice – again, we cannot foresee such circumstances. If we do have to close your account, we will do it at a time when no monies are owed.

You cannot store money in your account with us. The balance will be collected per shipping cycle, meaning you can use our shopping cart and checkout whenever you want to. No funds will be stored with us or in your account with us.

We take no liability for problems incurred if we need to close your account. Further to this: if we do close your account you are no longer in compliance with our user agreement. As such, we request that you cease to interact with our goods or services. This also extends to those that breach their user agreement, with or without our knowledge.

To close your account with us all you have to do is not visit our site. It really is that simple. Your password will still work on the off-chance that you ever want to come back. We will miss you if you go.

Your interaction with our site does not make us liable for your actions. We have advised your repeatedly on how our cheap UK poppers are to be used. If you choose to use our invigorating room odourisers in any other way than we have directed, then we are henceforth indemnified from any recurrences.

Relinquishment of our Responsibility

We take no responsibility for any concerns raised within our pages, service, or products. Your purchasing of our products comes at your own risk, as does your interaction with our online platform. We provide a transparent service wherein we do not grant warranties – neither literally or figuratively – inclusive of use, handling, or purpose of, our products.

You interact with us at your own risk. We are not responsible for your actions. We are not hiding anything. We want you to enjoy our services and goods, but by doing so you agree to comply with our user agreement.

UK Legislation

We are governed by UK law.

We may, or we may not, choose to refer you to this contract at any time. This isn’t because we have decided it no longer matters – but rather the opposite. The conditions of usage given herein is applicable either in whole or in part. Ergo, should single aspects fail to be defensible in a court of law – the rest of the page still stands.

This whole page sets out clear instruction on any interactions we have. Our entire relationship as consumer and goods provider is disclosed in it. The details contained here are the most up-to-date set of user/provider restrictions and should be taken as replacement for any other standards issued in previous terms.

Enjoy our Site

We urge you to enjoy our site and our products. If everyone agrees to these details, then a pleasant service with utmost attention to consumer care is our top priority. If you choose not to interact with us from this point forward, then we wish you well in all future endeavours.